Hey there, Brittney here.
For starters, I feel like I should admit that I’m not actually Batman.
I bought that t-shirt at a consignment store. It’s nice of Mr. Wayne to donate his old stuff so us non-billionaires can have a little piece of that badassary for ourselves.
I’m actually a chick from the Bluegrass State who’s looking to making a living doing what I love.
Poke around here a bit and check out the gallery and my airchecks. My resume is around here somewhere, too. Sadly it only lists my entertainment experience, so you’ll have to live without knowing exactly how long I worked at the Bubba Gump Shrimp on Navy Pier or how many pairs of overpriced underwear I folded at Victoria’s Secret.
There’s also a handy-dandy bio where you can read all about my really important life goals and interests. (I’m having a hard time typing that with a straight face. I promise you there at least aren’t any corny Batman jokes in the bio.)
If you’re interested in working with me I would be thrilled to hear from you.